Who exactly were those sinister looking men in the blue tracksuits? They wore no ID and were seemingly given free reign by the police to interfere with police duties, such as stopping protestors. If they were private security hired by Beijing or the IOC then by not wearing ID they were operating illegally. If they were not private security then they commited assault on a number of occasions over the course of the relay in London and were not arrested.
It has been revealed that they are operatives of the highest level of Chinese police the People's Armed Police descibed as experts in martial arts, marksmanship and hand-to-hand combat, indicating that the Chinese government view protecting the torch as important as protecting a state dignatary.
This is of course incorrect and we can exclusively reveal that those men in blue are infact....... Smurfs!!!
All they were doing was their Smurfing duty to protect the Olympic Smurf on it's round the Smurf relay! So all we need to do is get Gargamel in on the protests and we're sorted!!
17/04/08 @ 12:25